The Juhostler Chronicles

alex juhola
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matt ostler
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cashill james ostler

2 days ago: 

me: “cashill, will you please throw the orange peels/wrapper/random trash away?”

cashill: “no!”

me: “cashill, pick up the orange peels/x/x/x/x/x or you’ll have a time out”

cashill: “mmmm, no!”

me: “ 1…. 2….. 3….”

[time out]

/end scene

tonight: 

me: “cashill, will you please throw the orange peels away?”

cashill: “no!”

me: “cashill, pick up the orange peels or you’ll have a time out”

cashill: “i want to snuggle mama” 

me: “you want to snuggle mama? pick up orange peels and we’ll snuggle”

cashill: “up please. snuggle mama. i love you!”

[5 second snuggle and he’s playing with his ball and shovel]

[orange peels still on kitchen floor]

/end scene

kid has me figured out.